Subtlety Theatre

Two very important things happened today:

1. My boss got arrested for running around naked and drugged to his eyebrows in the city centre. I keep picture him, joyful, penis flapping in the wind. It brings weird, nervous chuckles to my chest.

2. 72 clean wire racks fell on me. I hurt everywhere. I think I'm probably being punished for laughing at said Boss' plight, but I do not mind at all. Also, they fell off The Broken Rack, which I have been petitioning against (and hiding) for six months.

We put up (even more) horrendous easter decorations. Bunny Ear time is upon us. I feel like one of those stupid girls who think that devil-horns headbands are a "cute, eccentric" every day fashion accessory when I wear those stupid things. In protest, I have sticky-taped a cottonball chicken to my work hat and i'm thinking about tying a string of balloons in gold and purple around my waist (Cadbury Colours, doncha know?).

Sound Relief has been amazing to listen to all day, I'm excited to watch a few snags here and there tonight.

Jenny came over and cooked us pizza and bought us some eggs from her chickies. It has been too long since I have had eggs, but these ones are guilt free because the chickies lay them anyway, and they aren't fertilised, and they are the fattest happiest chickens in the world and I'm just so excited for poached eggs, I am. Tomorrow. It's on. Like John.

Night chooks, hope everyone is happy and healthy.

em. x.